A minute discourse on the personal need for sleep

Sleeping like a baby:

Yes, that’s what I want to do right now - sleep like a baby. In other words, I want to sleep for ten hours straight, and then wake up screaming, "Feed me!"

However, have you watched a baby sleep? They drool, they drip snot, and they sleep in weird positions. They aren’t good at moving covers, nor are they good at getting up and going to the bathroom. My 13-month-old sleeps on her elbows, knees and face. We sometimes wonder how she even breathes.

So, sleeping like a baby is maybe not as good as it sounds.

We could say sleeping like a dog, I should be sleeping like a dog. Dogs sleep a lot. Of course, they also run in their sleep. My dog will kick and whimper while sleeping. Then she wakes up and licks herself. I don’t think I want to do that.

Sleep like a log. Logs don’t move, or breathe, or feel, or cry, or buy, or fry, or sigh, or get high, or get by, or…well, maybe not sleeping like a log - despite what the Beatles think.
Well, anyway, I need some sleep!

So, good night all.

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Okay. No real topic actually. Just thought the title sounded fun.

Wouldn't it be cool to get clean pores from a blog though? Like, what other fun things would it be fun for blogging to do for us? (I actually said, Like, you know. I typed it out. Wow)

Wouldn't it be fun to get a back massage from your favorite blog? Relaxing, informative and just plain fun. Perhaps if it could tone and strengthen muscles, or even improve our cardiovascular health, we would all be hanging out til the wee hours of the morning getting in shape and laughing too?

Hey what am I thinking? This is America. Reading a blog takes time and reading ability. What we need is a pill that will help us lose weight, improve our strength and skin tone, remove our pimples, cure the common cold and allergies, cause us to live one hundred years longer and attract cool chicks to us. Man, where can I get one of those?

I guess I would settle for a blog that brushed my teeth for me. Yeah that would be worth it.

Okay. Its official. I need to get out more. Way too random on this post